Telepathy is Real

There have been some amazing discoveries by science recently. The earth is warming, ethical stem cells have been created, a supernova was witnessed happening, and a giant canyon in the Atlantic was mapped.

Now, we finally have the answer to another burning question: Telephone telepathy

Rupert Sheldrake ... said on Tuesday he had conducted experiments that proved that such precognition existed for telephone calls and even e-mails.

I guess that settles it.